Fergietastic Musical Expressions
Some of you may know of my unhealthy obsession with the music of Paris Hilton. I understand that this is a sick, sad addiction but I am looking for a support group. If you know of one...let me know please.
Anyway, I feel another unhealthy addiction coming on like a pack of wild rhinos out for a kill! I hate, hate, hate The Black Eyed Peas because they have been looking for the love for years and it is clearly right there in Paris Hilton's uh....purse.
Anyway, I just downloaded Fergie's (The Queen Pea) new album that was just released and guess what...I love it! No really. It's damn good. She can sing.
I just had to get that out in the open. You can go on with your daily lives now. One more thing...I am feeling ok out here. I am a wee bit sleepy (that was for my Irish readers and U2 fans) but otherwise I am doing just fine. I will report back when and If I explode or something.
Smile today! I am in a hilarious mood and you should be too!
Paris Hilton. Dude..I guess it's not secret you've lost your mind :-) I guess it's all good then. How're the newlyweds doing?
Posted by:Holly | September 22, 2006 at 07:10 AM
Come on people...Is Paris really that damn terrible? :-)
About Fergie, listen to the track, "Mary Jane Shoes." It features Rita Marley! Awesome! You can get the track on iTunes for a buck.
Posted by:Ruben | September 22, 2006 at 01:18 AM
I am secretly becoming a closet Fergie fan too. Paris - not so much!
Posted by:Crazy Lady in Vegas | September 21, 2006 at 01:09 PM
Sigh.
I feel saddened by this news; another victim of the Paris Hilton club.
Seek help before it's too late, I beg of you.
Posted by:Danielle | September 21, 2006 at 07:48 AM
So nice to hear, glad it's a good day today.
Posted by:EXSENO | September 21, 2006 at 04:38 AM
I second Suzi's comment: thank goodness for the last sentence in this post, Ruben, 'cause after reading that bit about Paris Hilton's "music," I was really scared for a moment. Luckily, you seem to be doing OK, after all! ;)
Posted by:Jochen Wolters | September 20, 2006 at 11:42 PM
I'm glad you're feeling okay, but of all your many symptoms, I think your obsession with Parish Hilton's music is the most worrisome. I'll pray extra hard for you tonight ;-)
Posted by:Suzi | September 20, 2006 at 09:22 PM