So, Michelle from Limp Pickle (Yep, that said limp pickle) has been reading my crazy words and she got me thinking. She posted a list of search terms that people typed into search engines and ended up at her blog. It is insane how some of you found me. If you are responsible for any of these let me know. We can seek therapy together!
Here are the ten strangest terms that got people here in no particular order:
- Left to rot
- Bird of prey
- Gullable
- 1934 packard length
- Dugout chants
- Hook line and sinker flash
- Vince Rembulat
- Pricks
- Garbage Day
- If you want to hear god laugh tell him your plans
That is some serious variety. All I want to know is who the heck this Vince Rembulat guy is. I never wrote about him. Maybe he was a famous dugout chant writer that once drove a 1934 Packard until he left it to rot. I just don't get it.
Anyway...
From the "Meg says some funny shit" category comes "words about Hector."
I was feeling sentimental again (that happens often lately) and I looked at the lovely Meg and said, "You know honey, any other woman would have left a long time ago." I then said, Hector would have also ran away!"
She replied by saying something like, "He has no idea that he has our phone number on his collar! If he did, he would have gnawed it off a long time ago so he would not end up back here when he runs away!" The crazy thing is...she is right! I have put that little beast through a lot of crap. For proof read this, this and especially this. Damn, I hope the humane society never reads this blog!
Well, I better quit rambling now and enjoy the rest of the night with Meg. I am feeling more like me today and that is nice. I am still getting tired rapidly and have to rest often but I will have to get used to that. I will be ok. We will all be ok.
Smile today!
